Full LOST Synopsis

A PLANE CRASHES ON AN ISLAND. Among the survivors are a bunch of people who have been a bit unlucky at various times. A lot of weird stuff starts to happen. There's a sort of smokey thing that turns up occasionally and kills people, except sometimes it doesn't.

A few of them die and the rest spend a lot of time trudging around the island looking for things or each other, because sometimes one of them gets lost or stomps off in a bad mood. People punch (and are generally quite beastly to) each other. Sometimes, breaks are taken from punching to have a bit of a cuddle.

It turns out that some other people have been on the island for varying lengths of time. Most if not all of them are pathological liars, or at the very least have a lot of stuff going on that they'd rather not talk about.

Along the way, they all get a lot of guns, which they often point at one another and the other people on the island. Once in a while someone shoots someone else. As time wears on this happens a lot more often, so they start blowing each other up as a way to keep things interesting.

The new craze for blowing up people and things soon gets way out of hand. After a while just about everyone has been blown up. The lucky ones got shot early on in the piece, although it should be added that even within the first few days on the island, some minor characters were racing ahead of things by exploding even before it was fashionable.

Some of the characters start travelling through time, possibly eager to find new and interesting people to shoot or blow up. There's a lot of shouting.

Some more people appear who've been around for even longer than the other people, the other other people, and yet further people who dropped in for visits and were shot, punched, blown up and/or shouted at.

After one particularly good explosion, reality splits into two parallel possibilities. The characters take advantage of this turn of events by doubling their productivity in the areas of shooting, blowing things up and shouting. They also get back to their roots and enjoy a bit of punching, just like the old days.

It turns out that a battle is raging between good and evil. Evil pretends to be good, and good does a lot of evil, but in the name of good. The characters are all stuck in the middle of this and have basically had enough of the whole enterprise.

In the end it all kicks off and you start saying, "Ahhhh, I seeeee," quite a lot.

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